In Defense Of Evil

I will post a sample chapter of my book here if this blog gets at least 100 comments asking me to.

Question?

Would you let Dracula suck your dick?

I wish this video was never out of season.

Cody looks good in a dress.

I think I should become a drag queen. Not because I wanna look like a girl or even because I particularly like the idea of being feminine.

I want to wear a dress simply to be the scariest fucking drag queen in history. I'm going to out-Divine Divine. You guys know who the fuck I'm talking about, right?

This guy (or chick--whatever):

Can you honestly say that you're not fucking terrified right now? Can you honestly cay that if (s)he was coming at you trying to bite your neck, you wouldn't piss your jeans and cry?

I need to get me a polka-dot sun dress and some cheap whore makeup. I need to then go to Burger King and shit on the counter. Oh how I will laugh as the people flee in terror.