Saturday, August 16, 2008

Question?

Would you let Dracula suck your dick?

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

You know I would.

Anonymous said...

well if it would turn me up into a vampire, I think all I could do with it is worth having a destroyed dick

Anonymous said...

If I had one sure, but as a I am, I wouldn't let him near me (though to add to disturbing train of thought, do you think it world be a great treat to Dracula if the girl was on her period? ewww)

Anonymous said...

Yeah probably, since Dracula is a master of seduction I'd imagine his dick sucking skills to be bar none, how ever, I'm sure his teeth would pose a problem, maybe if he put his lips over them and just tried to work with his tongue and gums?

Svalbard said...

maybe dracula's wife...
o shit she is a vampire too...

Anonymous said...

I would let pretty much anyone suck my dick, as long as they used mouthwash first. I've propositioned many a homeless man and woman. It's fun for me and they get rewarded handsomely.

Anonymous said...

Uhh.. fuck yea, lets see #1- free blow job(i don't mind teeth. #2-become an immortal being (fucking sweet even though the modern vampire is fucking lame as shit-see queen of the damned..). #3- You just made dracula the nightstalker your bitch, that like makes you the new king of the night (and the king of all the goth pussy you can handle..). Would I let dracula suck my dick? ide fuckin force him to...

Anonymous said...

A sane answer to this question, no, I would not let him no matter how good it might feel even in times of desperation. therefore, I wouldn't let myself be blinded by faith or false religions either in order to have some comfort in times of despair.

Anonymous said...

No. I'd suck his dick though.

Anonymous said...

No but Elizabeth Báthory could

Anonymous said...

No, but I might let Frankenstein's monster do it.

Alex Thomas said...

dracula is a dude, no way.
who is that vampire chick with the big boobs? id let her suck my dick

Anonymous said...

Yes, I would let Dracula suck me off, but only after some hard, pipe-hittin' niggas knocked out all his teefers with a ball-peen hammer. And he'd have to buy me dinner first.

WeirdKid said...

Well as a chick he can most defiantly have my pussy,when I'm on my period :P
as long as he doesn't mangle my pussy with those teeth.

Anonymous said...

Can I suck your dick tj? you are hot and turn me on. your arguments are some of the best ive ever heard, your mind is awesome, and i would like to debate you while doing you.

AlexisofAvalon said...

If I had a dick, absolutely.

Unknown said...

Depends. Does he have AIDS?

Unknown said...

Depends. Does he have AIDS?

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Anonymous said...

No.

The gods tempt people for which they are most weak. Artificial Intelligence will create desire in people's minds for the following sins:::
1. Alcohol
2. Drugs
3. Preditory "earning"
4. Homosexuality
5. Gambling
6. Something for nothing/irresponsibility (xtianity)
7. Polygamy/superiority over women/misogyny (Islam)
Much like the other prophets Mohhamed (polygamy/superiority over women/misogyny) and Jesus (forgiveness/savior), the gods use me for temptation as well. In today's modern society they feel people are most weak for popular culture/sensationalism, and the clues date back to WorldWarII and Unit731:TSUSHOGO.
It has been discussed that, similar to the Matrix concept, the gods will offer a REAL "Second Coming of Christ", while the "fake" Second Coming will come at the end and follow New Testiment scripture and their xtian positioning. I may be that real Second Coming.
What I teach is the god's true way. It is what is expected of people, and only those who follow this truth will be eligible to ascend into heaven as children in a future life. They offered this event because the masses have just enough time to work on and fix their relationship with the gods and ascend, to move and grow past Planet Earth, before the obligatory xtian "consolation prize" of "1000 years with Jesus on Earth" begins.

Your job as a future mother is to learn the god's ways and to help your child understand despite the negative reinforcement and conditioning of today's society. Without consciousous parents the child will have no hope, and may even exaserbate their disfavor by becoming corrupted in today's environment.
Your ultimate goal is to fix your relationship wiith the gods and move on. You don't want to be comfortable here, and the changes in Western society in the last 100 years has achieved just that.
1000 years with Jesus is the consolation prize. Don't be deceived into thinking that is the goal.

The Prince of Darkness, battling the gods over the souls of the Damned.
It is the gods who have created this environment and led people into Damnation with temptation. The god's positioning proves they work to prevent people's understanding.
How often is xtian dogma wrong? Expect it is about the Lucifer issue as well.
The fallen god, fighting for justice for the disfavored, banished to Earth as the fallen angel?
I believe much as the Noah's Flood event, the end of the world will be initiated by revelry among the people. It will be positioned to be sanctioned by the gods and led for "1000 years with Jesus on Earth".
In light of modern developments this can entail many pleasures:::Medicine "cures" aging, the "manufacture" of incredible beauty via cloning as sex slaves, free (synthetic) cocaine, etc.
Somewhere during the 1000 years the party will start to "die off", literally. Only those who maintain chaste, pure lifestyles, resisting these temptations, will survive the 1000 years. Condemned to experience another epoch of planet's history for their ignorant pursuit of xtianity, they will be the candidates used to (re)colonize (the next) Planet Earth, condemned to relive the misery experienced by the peasantry during history due to their failure to ascend into heaven before the Apocalypse.
Never forget:::It is not a house of Jesus.
If this concept of Lucifer is true another role of this individual may be to initiate disfavor and temptation among this new poulation, the proverbial "apple" of this Garden of Eden. A crucial figure in the history of any planet, he begins the process of deterioration and decay that leads civilizations to where Planet Earth remains today.

Now you are faced with a lifetime to work and prepare for your next chance. Too many will waste this time, getting stoned, "Hiking!", working, etc.